Critical Hit: Eyeshadow Palette

$32.00


Roll for initiative! We’re on a good old fashioned adventure and this cheeky dwarf at the inn won’t be able to hand my tavern brawler feat. Let’s go, we’re rolling some natural 20s tonight...

Our Critical Hit palette has twelve 26mm magnetic pans filled with our handmade eyeshadow formula. Much care has been taken to ensure our eyeshadows are highly pigmented, blendable, and long-lasting.

Our paper palettes are magnetic and include a themed art insert on the inside lid with the names of each color.

STRENGTH
I just know I’ll be able to make this 30ft jump across the ravine…
An energetic orangey-red, bright salmon matte.

DEXTERITY
I challenge my party members to a game of hacky sack!
A lively pinky-peach shimmer with a bright shine.

CONSTITUTION
The staring contest with this gargoyle is gonna take all night.
A hardy tan matte with a slight yellow tint.

INTELLIGENCE
Anyone remember which berries are poisonous?
A brilliant pure metallic bronze.

WISDOM
Heal? But my cleric likes to PUNCH!
A sensible light tangerine satin with a blonde sheen on top.

CHARISMA
The bard never uses his powers for good...
An alluring pale, almost periwinkle, purple shimmer.

STEALTH
Because stabbing someone in the front is for barbarians.
A clandestine linen-y tan satin.

SLEIGHT OF HAND
For stealing back your gold after you fail the check for your marked card scam.
A tricky grayish royal purple matte.

ARCANA
I can recognize an Armor of Invulnerability from a mile away.
A mystical rosey-pink base with a slight orangey-gold shift.

DECEPTION
For when you don’t actually have an invitation to the royal ball.
A misleading medium brown base with an intense amethyst shift.

INTIMIDATION
I dare you to call charisma a dump stat.
An aggressive rich, umber brown matte.

SURVIVAL
The cold never bothered me anyway.
A tenacious pale copper shimmer.

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Ingredients: ARCANA, DECEPTION: Mica, Kaolin, Titanium Dioxide, Zinc Stearate, Magnesium Myristate, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Oxide. STRENGTH, CONSTITUTION, SLEIGHT OF HAND, INTIMIDATION: Mica, Kaolin, Titanium Dioxide, Zinc Oxide, Zinc Stearate, Magnesium Myristate, Nylon 12, Boron Nitride, Carnauba Wax, Magnesium Stearate. DEXTERITY, WISDOM, CHARISMA, STEALTH, SURVIVAL: Mica, Kaolin, Titanium Dioxide, Magnesium Myristate, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Oxide. WISDOM: Copper Powder, Bronze Powder, Kaolin, Titanium Dioxide, Zinc Stearate, Magnesium Myristate, Magnesium Stearate, Silicon Oxide. May Contain [+/-]: Iron Oxides, Manganese Violet, Chromium Oxide, Ultramarines, Cyclomethicone, Isopropyl Alcohol, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Oil.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 weeks

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 1 - 2 weeks

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

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I gladly accept cancellations

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are all of your products vegan & cruelty-free?

Yes, all of our products are vegan & cruelty-free. So you never have to double check each listing for any of the features we offer.

Are your powders hand-pressed?

Yes, we take great pride that our products are made one batch at a time by us. This allows us to have full control over our ingredients, and the performance of our powders.

What if a product arrives cracked or not as expected?

We try to ensure that the colors and swatches are as accurate as possible, but there might be differences between monitors or devices in how pigments appear. If you are unhappy for any reason, please contact us and we'll be happy to work something out.

Do your eyeshadow swatches use primer?

Yes, the swatches pictured use primer and we do recommend using it for the best and longest-lasting results.

How do I get the most out of your pressed makeup?

My products are packed with pigment, so a little will go a long way. I recommend light-handed use when grabbing pressed powders with your brush. Excessive finger swatching, as with all pressed makeup, may cause hardpan.

Do you ship internationally?

Not yet, but we are definitely looking into it. We are currently making sure our products ship well and pass any legal requirements.

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